4 Ethical Imperatives

“It is better to be truthful and good than to not.”

-Freddy Benson, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels


“Killing is wrong, and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong. YES, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab.”

-The Chosen One, Kung Pow


“Do you use your power for good or for awesome?”



“You’ll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man! You are bad! You are bad and we are good! Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph! Bad is bad – good is good! Bad-bad-good-bad! Good-good-bad-good, bad! Good.”

-Princess Bunhead, Thumb Wars

4 Ethical Imperatives